Monday, July 25, 2011
brandon1k:

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Huey Lewis & The News?  Paul Allen: They’re okay.  Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when  Sports came out in ‘83, I think they really came into their own,  commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound,  and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the  songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think  Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.  Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram?Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?  Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, do you have a dog? A little chow or something?  Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.  Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?  Patrick Bateman: Yes, it is! In ‘87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished  album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is Hip to Be Square, a  song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But  they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity,  and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the  band itself.  [raises axe above head] Hey Paul!  [he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]  Patrick Bateman: Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard! You-fucking-bastard!
-American Psycho

brandon1k:

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Huey Lewis & The News?
Paul Allen: They’re okay.
Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ‘83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram?
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes, it is! In ‘87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is Hip to Be Square, a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul! [he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard! You-fucking-bastard!

-American Psycho

ooh teresa !  thank you for keeping me entertained 

ooh teresa !  thank you for keeping me entertained 

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pass the dutchiee

pass the dutchiee

(Source: akcd)

Monday, July 18, 2011

Ugh beer’s fucking gross, Where’s the Liquor?

tearingatyourveins:

forreal

(Source: fuckyeahsexandherb)

Thursday, July 14, 2011
cailinwonderful
thanks for the information, a&e! 

cailinwonderful

thanks for the information, a&e! 

yellowasian:

Jislain Duval

 - I seriously got to spend a weekend with this guy.  Thank you to my cousin for having hot friends :)

yellowasian:

Jislain Duval

 - I seriously got to spend a weekend with this guy.  Thank you to my cousin for having hot friends :)

spiltangles:

“If you don’t want to be here, you can leave. Just leave! You can walk. You have two legs…last time we checked.”

spiltangles:

“If you don’t want to be here, you can leave. Just leave! You can walk. You have two legs…last time we checked.”

my darling kelly.. LOL

my darling kelly.. LOL

(Source: le-petit-tyran)

It’s been frustrating as I don’t label myself one way or another — I have had successful relationships with men and now a woman. I love who I love, it’s the person that matters. Amber Heard (via uhhuhjasmina)
Amber Heard on the set of The Playboy Club- coming to NBC.  GIRL CRUSH.  *swoooooon*

Amber Heard on the set of The Playboy Club- coming to NBC.  GIRL CRUSH.  *swoooooon*